Apples
Storage:
Refrigerate for up to 2 weeks at 4 degrees C. Apples absorb
odours, avoid storing them with onions and garlic.
When is an apple grouchy?
Answer: When its a crab apple!
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
Answer: a pineapple
What do you call two apples next to each other?
Answer: a pear